So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I cannot find my penis.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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