I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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