Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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