I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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