I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
it's like iHOP with fire
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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