Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
This is classic penis vs brain.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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