i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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