I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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