does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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