Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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