Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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