i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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