why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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