Do you still have your period?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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