you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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