your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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