I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Drunk is not a location!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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