Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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