Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Acid is not a monday night drug
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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