She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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