idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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