champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
vagina is talking i cant
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Im part way to drunk.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Randomize
