Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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