there's paper in my vomit.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
