She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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