i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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