I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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