if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
