found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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