Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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