I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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