Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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