she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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