I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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