i don't like sucking hair
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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