The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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