i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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