sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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