that's an acceptable place to lick
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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