Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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