what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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