I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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