your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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