It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
sarcasm needs its own font
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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