I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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