Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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