Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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