So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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