She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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