Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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